HBO’s “It’s Florida Man” 3rd episode is a dude who decided to jump a fence and swim in a gator pond at night. He lost an arm and wandered in the woods for two days before being rescued.

Step 1: Bath salts

Step 2: Meth

Step 3: Eat people’s faces

I mean he does kind of look like the gators are running a train on his tooshie

Kids nearly got yoinked