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I’m so jaded that I searched to see which actor died today.

Narrator: no one died

Should be labelled:

Obi-Wan Kenobi
(More powerful than you can possibly imagine)

Too soon for Obi Wan? 1977? Nah.

But I will tell you what was too soon. I was at a firefly/serenity trivia night back in about 2008 or 2009 and everyone had various firefly related cute names. Kaylee’s commandos, the 'Washbucklers, team ‘leaf on the wind’, and such. Then you had the one team that chose fire. Their team name was “Reaver cleaning company: putting spears in the wash since 2005”

That was too soon…

Spoilers, goddammit!